I did have a nice shiny new post all ready to go today, but I’ll hold off, as events overtook me. (And I’ve heard these listicle things do well!)
Will of course get around to describing the whole palaver in a blow-by-blow way, but for now, here are seven things that I didn’t know before this morning:
Just wait 15 years until she’s locked in there with a fella! Jaysus! Jut the thought would make you grey haired!
I promise he’ll find the strength to kick that door down.